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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*




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When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him. And then, having made my rhetorical point, I will put my robot eyes on, because I mean, with robot eyes you can probably see through girls’ shirts and stuff. 

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sleepingwiththesea:

don’t be a little shit to me on tinder




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anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"



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Aaron Paul: confused by fashion

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